May 2011
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched...
girlfootballer-x:
“He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect....”
– (via poeticheartache)
I Don't Want A Relationship Like..
tedeezy:
We’re constantly breaking up & getting back together.
We’re fighting more than we get along.
We’re more angry than we are happy.
We’re distant from each other when we should be close.
We cry more than we smile.
We’re acting like strangers when we know each other better than anyone else does.
When people say my voice is cute.
mistahtofuhn:
brendeeezzy:
hehe
No good thoughts after 2am.
Tossin and turning =\
“Before you can grow up, you must fall in love 3 times. Once, you must fall in...”
– (via eletheowl)
Watchjust kidding. this is my favorite
yourfavoriteredhead:
15 Favorite Office Cold Opens (In no particular order) - “Product Recall”
Highlights
Jim’s outfit, of course
Pam’s look as he walks in, clearly super impressed, super turned on
“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”
“WHAT IS GOING ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
“IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!”
...
Watchbest.one.ever.
yourfavoriteredhead:
15 Favorite Office Cold Opens (In no particular order) - “Nepotism”
Highlights
The fact that the opening scene of Season 7 is a lip dub with the whole cast. It’s all so happy and fun and out of control, a refreshing change from last season. Feels like the old Office.
PAM’S BOOBS
Jim and Pam Boogaloo cuteness
Ryan popping out in the WUPHF shirt
Meredith...
Watchyourfavoriteredhead:
15 Favorite Office Cold Opens (In no particular order) - “Back From Vacation”
Highlights
“LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE IS NOW COMPLETELY NUDE AND IS HOLDING A PLASTIC KNIFE TO STANLEY’S NECK!”
Ryan and Phyllis are very amused. Stanley is not.
“DWIGHT SCHRUTE IS NOW WEARING A BABY’S BONNET!” JIM’S FAAAACE
“Jim Carrey just walked in, DWIGHT GET HIS AUTOGRAPH...
Watchyourfavoriteredhead:
15 Favorite Office Cold Opens (In no particular order) - “Branch Closing”
Highlights
“From time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. ‘Dwight, at 8 A.M. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight.’”
And then….well, just watch. Do it. You know you want to.
Someone Else.
If someone doesn’t want you back, someone else will need you.
If someone thinks you’re boring, someone else will think you’re amazing.
If someone is too busy for you, someone else is willing to make time for you.
If someone ignores you, someone else is willing to pay attention.
If someone thinks you’re not good enough, someone else thinks you’re more than good enough.
If someone doesn’t...
Let go, let yourself free. And if he stays or...
sexoffender:
It’s so sexy when someone cares about their education rather than acting like they’re too “”cool”” for it. Lol, seriously because I want someone who can take care of themselves in the future. Not a dead beat nigga with nothing going for him/her.
